As our website's trillions of readers throughout this galaxy have painfully witnessed, the Yahoo.com search engine has for centuries artificially and surgically deleted rockprophecy.com from all web searches under the words "jimi hendrix."
Yahoo dominators deny that all cultures based on acceptance of inequality between people are destined to contract a condition called "Retarded History" - fatal set-backs in advance towards anti-asteroid technology. Retarded History results from the demise of society's most brilliant members who're confined to third world impoverishment maintained by dominators. The pathetic delusion that one segment of the population deserves more than another segment creates ages of conflict that tragically distracts from the collective effort necessary for the marshalling of resources into asteroid defense systems. That this reality is enshrined in the Hendrix legacy is what Yahoo seeks to conceal from those who pursue web searches for information about Jimi.
And it is this engine of web censorship that has attracted the even greedier evil of Microsoft. Like Yahoo, the MSN.com Microsoft search engine too has for ages staged a blockade to obstruct web searches from reaching the rockprophecy.com promised land. This website and book explains Microsoft's role in Retarded History and the Murder of Earth that could have been stopped had Rock Prophecy not been suppressed by Microsoft.
So, with this mutually dual search engine conspiracy, Bill Gates concocted the "Yah-oogle Scheme." His problem is Google, the only engine which for years has included rockprophecy.com in searches under the words "jimi hendrix." Through Google the true gooniness of Gates' buffoonery is on display for the known galaxies.
To fathom the pain of angst and constipated consternation this causes Mr. Bill, we need to see things from the perspective of this true loser. Mr. Bill's days of luxury are numbered. As the asteroid nears, money will become meaningless and those who know the role of Microsoft in causing the impact disaster will seek out these evil dominators in the Lost Continent of Seattleland. Chased into the streets by the wrath of the mob, these Micro-nerds will suffer the brunt of Fair(child)ness administered for their crimes. And what will be the eternal legacy of Gates & Allen?
Whatever future life stumbles upon the rubble of this soon-to-be asteroid-smashed planet will analyze Microsoft's Gates & Allen duo and conclude these brutish, delusional Lucifer losers have devolved into an anti-Buddah-BlutoJudasPontiusPilateGenghisKhanHitlerStalinOilCanHarryK-FedCheneyBush.
So Mr. Bill suffered a panic attack and he began to offer billion dollar bribes to any company that can effectively suppress Rock Prophecy, starting with Yahoo. His Yah-oogle Scheme is aimed at dominating web search engines and putting Google out of business - thus closing the only remaining portal for cyberspace access to this rockprophecy.com website. On February 1, "2008" he ordered Yahoo to accept a paltry $44 billion and submit to his scheme for domination.
KILL BILL - MR. BILL MOVIE!
"They tie-up their brains and in the process they try to build their own heavens, they want to be written down in war history, they want to be written down in money history, you know, and those things are nothin' but jokes, in the next few years they're gonna all be jokes and those people are gonna be jokes. Some of them should be put in cages now to be looked at because they're gettin' very rare, you know…These buildings ain't goin' to be there for all that long, so why be like that?" - Jimi